ANOTHER SETH ROGEN COMEDY
(A filler chapter)
Seth Rogen farted and then said a lot of profanities. Then he smoked a lot of drugs, and said more profanities, and he was involved in many homoerotic situations with other guys, who also smoked drugs, and then Seth Rogen and his friends said more profanities and smoked more drugs.
There was also a romantic subplot with an attractive blonde character, and the romantic subplot also involved many profanities and drugs.

(End of filler chapter)

ANOTHER SETH ROGEN COMEDY

(A filler chapter)

Seth Rogen farted and then said a lot of profanities. Then he smoked a lot of drugs, and said more profanities, and he was involved in many homoerotic situations with other guys, who also smoked drugs, and then Seth Rogen and his friends said more profanities and smoked more drugs.

There was also a romantic subplot with an attractive blonde character, and the romantic subplot also involved many profanities and drugs.

(End of filler chapter)

THE LAST FUCKING CHAPTER
33 fucking years later, after my daily killing of ponies, I met some strange hunter who also a wizard.
That idiot said that he wanted to kill me in order to avenge all the ponies I killed. I laughed at him, but then I noticed there was something familiar on him.
“Do you like ponies? “I asked him with a psycho smile on my face.
“I love ponies so much that I would marry with one, as my ancestor Clawdorf did 33 years ago!” that idiot replied me and I instantly knew that he was the reincarnation of Clawdorf. Finally I got the chance to kill him!
“Okay, bitch…” I replied him…”Get ready, because now you are going to be killed by the FUCKING AWESOME MAX WOLF REVOLUTIONS!”
And after I said those words, I jumped over that wizard who was the reincarnation of Clawdorf in order to kill him as I always wanted since the day I met him.

FUCKING STORY OVER

“Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1”
Tara GilesbieMy Immortal

BECOMING A POKÉMON ONCE AGAIN
Two weeks later, the god of magic appeared to me once again, as he promised. 
“Do you found a way in which I could be spared from the burden of becoming the king of the wizard planet?” I asked him.
“Yes,” he replied me. “There is a way, but you must to give up permanently your human form and transform into a Pokémon once again, because the wizard law doesn´t allow Pokémons to be rulers of our people…”
“Well, that´s kinda racist, but I accept that condition. After all, I wasn´t very fond of my human form anyway…”
And in that way,  the god of magic transformed me into a Pokémon once again, but I was still FUCKING AWESOME.
“Griffith will stay as your king…” I told the wizard people. “And fucking Harry Grimoire will be his right hand…”
“What you will do now?” Griffith asked me.
“I don´t know…I guess that I will live in the wilderness as I used to do in the planet where I came from. I will kill some ponies and monsters for fun, I guess…”
“Will you visit us?” Xavier asked me.
“Sure, why not.” I replied him.
“Please, take care!” Amanda told me at the moment when I left the wizard city, ready to have many new adventures in that planet, which was still filled with so many monsters and ponies to kill.

DAVE RETURNS TO HIS HOME PLANET
Some days later, some weird spaceships landed on wizard planet, and we thought that an alien invasion was going to take place, so we get ready to fight.
But it wasn´t an alien invasion: Those spaceships were actually from Blisstonia, the planet where Dave come from, and the aliens were his friends and family. There was also an alien called Zytar, who was the other father of Dave´s horrible children.
“Yay!” one of those horrible reptilian children said. “We finally ahd another father, like every normal reptilian children of our species!”
However, Dave had a mixture of feelings. From one side, he was happy to be reunited with his friends and family (and his lover) once again. But he also had to say goodbye to us, who were his friends during all this time. 
It wasn´t easy for him, but he had to say goodbye to us. 
“But before I left, I had a last request I want to make you, Max Wolf…” Dave told me in private and I asked him: “What is it?” and then he said that he wanted to have sex with me, in order to keep my genetic material inside of him as a memory of our adventures.
“Okay, dude.” I replied him, and then we fucked, doing every kind of sexual act during at least 5 hours. 
After that, Dave was satisfied and left the wizard planet along with his horrible reptilian children in order to return to Blisstonia. It was hard for me to say goodbye to him, because he was one of my best friends, but I was glad that he found his friends and family, and also I knew that he literally had a part of me inside of him, as he kept some of my semen in one of his weird alien organs.

DARKBIND AND CERAH RETURN TO EARTH
At the next day, during breakfast, Darkbind Sonichu simply couldn´t stop asking me when we were going tor return to earth because his bitch Zelina was still waiting for him in RuleCWC. I just punch him in the face, and then talked with my friends about what the god of magic said, but they didn´t believe me.
“But that´s what happened!” I told angrily, and they said that the idea of a giant tiger being a god was too hard to believe.
“However, if I had to wait in this planet, that won´t be so bad, because there are plenty of wizards and hot chicks here, and I think that could made me forget about Felicia…” fucking Harry Grimoire said.
“I can´t stay in this planet!” Darkbind Sonichu said once again. “Zelina is still waiting for me in RuleCWC!”
“You already said that at least 50000 times!” Hulk replied him.
Hulk and his team also wanted to stay at wizard planet because the wizard people never judge them and treated them with respect, so they considered the possibility to stay in wizard planet.
Only Cerah and Darkbind wanted to return to earth in order to accomplish their respective goals, so when the god of magic finally appeared during the afternoon, I told him to only make those two return to the earth since the others wanted to stay.
“Well, if that is what they really want…” the god of magic said, before doing the spell which made Darkbind and Cerah return to earth, shortly after we said goodbye to them.
Darkbind took the seven Sonichu balls with him, because that was a part of the promise we made him back then in RuleCWC, promising to keep them safe.

AN UNEXPECTED APPARITION BY THE GOD OF MAGIC
Shortly after the party, the god of magic and his friends appeared to me in my dreams (once again, against my will)
They congratulate me for the victory against Diminox, but they also wanted their divine powers back, because they were tired to be adorable and cuddly animals, so I said: “Okay, then” and I gave them back their powers.
That was enough for them to recover their original appearances and said: “Glad this shit is finally over.”
The god of magic thanked me in a special manner, and I replied him that even when I was a FUCKING AWESOME dude, I wouldn´t have been able to defeat Diminox without the help of my father, my friends and fucking Harry Grimoire.
“You have grown up a lot since we met for the first time…” the god of magic said. “It seems you will be a great king for the wizard planet…”
“Yeah, about that…” I replied him. “I was wondering if there wasn´t any way in which I could be spared of being the king of the wizard planet, because, you know, I don´t care that much about that planet and I found it to be…kind lame and stupid. No offense…”
“But you won the wizard tournament!” the god of magic replied me. “Is your obligation to fulfill your destiny as the king of wizard people!”
“Come on!” I replied him. “Isn´t there any other choice? I mean…Griffith have been a great king during all the time I was absent…”
“Oh well!” the god of magic said. “Just give me some time to solve that problem. See ya in two weeks!” 
“Wait! There is something more I want to ask you!” I said.
“What?” 
“Won´t you return my friends and fucking Harry Grimoire to earth? After all, you brought them all along with me, without their consent…”
“I´ll do it tomorrow, so you will have more time to say goodbye to them…” the god of magic answered me, and then he disappeared.
After that I woke up.

A CELEBRATION IN WIZARD CITY
Once we were back at wizard city, Griffith and the other survivors received us with glee and joy, making that night a big celebration in our honor.  Everyone was happy for the defeat of Diminox/Abominox and I was so happy for our FUCKING AWESOME victory that I only killed a few ponies that night.

THE RETURN
(Back to Max Wolf´s Point-of-view)
After our FUCKING INCREDIBLY victory against Abominox, my friends and I (and also fucking harry Grimoire) returned to the present, arriving to was left of Stonedhenge a few moments  before the portal which transported us 90000 years ago disappeared.
“Another FUCKING AWESOME victory for Max Wolf!” I screamed triumphantly, and I wanted to high five my companions, but they just looked at me and said: “No thanks.”
“Eh, Max…” She-Hulk and Dave told me. “We are sorry for what happened to your dad. We know you have been searching him since a long time, just for him to die in a very violent manner…”
“Don´t worry for that.  A part of my dad will always be with me…” I replied them, since my dad transferred me his powers and his memories during the battle with Diminox, but  Dave and She-Hulk thought that what I said was some kind of corny metaphor.
“Whatever…” I said, and then we used our powers to fly towards the wizard city, where Griffith and the others were waiting for us.